At last, Ben and Jerry got it right! I never thought I'd see a marzipan-based anything in this country where every desert item is dominated by peanuts, and marzipan is as unheard of as Inspecteur Derrick, The Gypsy Kings, Lucky Luke, Simply Red, and the Eurovision song contest. How very Scandinavian of them.

Dear Ben and Jerry, give me a job and I'll give you these gelid gems:

Drunken Elephants: Amarula flavored ice-cream with fragments of fermented marula fruit
Luscious Licorice: Licorice flavored ice-cream with flakes of fennel
Pirate Rumba: Rum flavored ice-cream with chips of coconut
Swedish Summer: Raspberry flavored ice-cream with bits of berries and hunks of white chocolate
Posh Parisians: Anise flavored ice-cream with chunks of Éclair
Orgasm Addict: Baileys and Peppermint twist with crunchy crumbs of caramel
Muhammed's Medley: Kefir-based ice-cream with baklava bites

The ice-cream truck will be blasting steel-drum covers of ABBA, Bardot, and Ahmed Adaweyah this summer if I have anything to say about it.